im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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