u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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