and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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