We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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