I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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