help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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