Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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