wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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