Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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