Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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