I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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