I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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