He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
