have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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