Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Dicks are not precious.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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