Banned from zoo.
Again?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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