He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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