I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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