i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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