just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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