Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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