There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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