It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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