I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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