come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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