I need help removing her.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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