Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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