Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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