Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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