I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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