I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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