Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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