talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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