porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think i have herpe
just one?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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