a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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