At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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