So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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