Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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