maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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