can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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