she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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