We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
is it fun? or sober?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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