i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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