Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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