It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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