It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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