I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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