Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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