The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Randomize
