Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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