How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
love makes seman taste better
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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