i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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