I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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