I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's just like the Real World with babies
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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