And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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