I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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