8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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