hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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