Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
