I showed him my bush... on skype.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so let's talk penis.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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